Eliana Kwartler
Eliana Kwartler
COMEDIAN. WRITER. DAUGHTER SEEKING HER FATHER’S APPROVAL.

 

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Eliana is a comedy writer and performer, living in New York City. She is a four-time Emmy nominee, as well as the recipient of a WGA and Peabody Award.

Currently, Eliana is a writer on The Late Show with Stephen Colbert, appearing frequently on-screen as the show’s “Certified Young Person." 

Before that, Eliana was a staff writer on Showtime’s Our Cartoon President, where she wrote Season 1, Episode 9 (“Church and State”). She also voiced a number of characters on the show, including Marianne Williamson, Angela Merkel, and Hope Hicks.  

Eliana was a longtime contributor to Reductress. She graduated from Yale University with a BA in Theater Studies and American Studies. 

But perhaps her proudest accomplishment is when a Boston radio station said her Emmys dress hurt their eyes. Boston’s Rock 92.9, if you’re seeing this, please send me the ophthalmology bill.